A SLICE OF HUMBLE PIE (TAR 25, Episode 4)

We did not encounter any cute little ponies in this episode of The Amazing Race, but we had a delightful opportunity to witness someone eating a huge slice of humble pie. None other than Jim-the-dentist, my favorite so far in this Race.

Let me digress a bit to clarify the meaning of “favorite”. When I call TAR contestant a “favorite” or when I say I “like” him/her – it does not mean I am smitten by their charm or wowed by their athletic ability or blinded by their megawatt smile. It simply means they entertain me the best. They could be kind or mean, pleasant or annoying, smart or dumb –  the only  common denominator is that they bore me the least. By this definition Jim-the-dentist is my “favorite” among the current cast. And this time around he was served a generous slice of humble pie, which made it rather fun to watch. Let’s recap, shall we?

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Jim-the-dentist and his sidekick wife Misti are the first to leave. They will be travelling by ferry to Aberdeen and then – by air – to Copenhagen, Denmark. They have enough time to do some research and find the best and earliest flight to Copenhagen. Or so Jim-the-dentist tells us. At this point I am glad that teams will be travelling on different flights, because with such travel there are lots of potential “surprises” and reshuffling. But Jim-the-dentist sounds so sure when he tells us his flight is the best that I believe him and do not expect “surprises”.

Meanwhile other teams make their own flight arrangements, not as good as Jim’s. Except one team. How did they manage to get tickets that would bring them to Copenhagen way before everybody else is still a mystery. Yet somehow they managed. It’s one of two female teams -I think they are Kym and Alli maybe? Anyway, Jim-the-dentist is on the second fastest flight, and he promises us he’ll catch up. Misti smiles her megawatt smile but otherwise remains a speck of paint on the wall. We feel somewhat blinded by the smile but assured by Jim’s confidence.

In Copenhagen teams have to pick newest Ford hybrids and drive across the bridge into Sweden. If they drive their hybrid efficiently (use less than 0.1 gallon of gas) – they will be given the next clue  (the clue directs them back to Copenhagen). If not – they’ll have to answer some geography questions. When I heard that – I was elated! Finally – some knowledge based tasks! some real geography tasks! But the questions were super easy (to name capitals of Denmark, Sweden and Norway) and help from maps and passer-bys was allowed. Tsk-tsk-task, TAR! Time to step up the difficulty level of your knowledge-based tasks beyond fourth grade.

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Back in Copenhagen the Detour is a choice between Parking Space (where teams have to set up a parklet precisely like on the picture provided. If they cannot do it in 30 minutes, they have to start over in a new place) or Wedding Cake (where teams have to assemble a traditional wedding cake and transport it to a designated location in a cumbersome bicycle-like contraption). The female team that arrived to Copenhagen first (Kym and Alli?) finish the Wedding Cake Detour and now on the way to the Roadblock. Our Jim-the-dentist (and his sidekick Misti) chooses the Parking Space. At this point Jim-the-dentist shuts up about being first but still assures us that he will not need to use his “Save” (the special pass they won in the first leg that can save them from elimination).

Meanwhile that female team (Kym and Alli??) get to the Roadblock at Ida Davidsen – a sandwich place. Or rather – a smorrebrod place (that’s what sandwiches are called in Denmark). And there are lots of sandwiches…err…smorrebrods there! The task is to memorize the number and the ingredients of 4 such…smorrebrods.

Meanwhile, Jim-the-dentist is making his second (or third?) attempt of setting up a parklet according to the provided picture. Apparently his attention to detail is not as good as he lead us to believe.

The girls (Kym and Alli??) finish the Roadblock quickly, arrive to the Pit Stop first and win two new Ford hybrids. They don’t seem too ecstatic, too fun, too memorable or too anything. No wonder I never bothered learning their names.

At this point Jim-the-dentist decides to switch Detour to Wedding Cake. The surfers, by the way, switch Detours as well, but in the opposite direction. The rest of this cast are plodding along.

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At the Roadblock it’s Misti who is memorizing the sandwiches. Jim-the-dentist tells us she has great memory. She struggles though. Surprisingly-  for the surfers it’s the sidekick (what’s his name?) husband that attempts the task. You would think that a non-physical task like this would be an ideal one for handicapped Bethany. But no, maybe her memory is not good. She has not completed a single Roadblock yet.

Misti still struggles. Apparently she memorized the ingredients just fine, but she forgot that she needed to recite the numbers under which the sandwiches were listed. So much for attention to detail again.

By this time Jim-the-dentist knows they are in the last place. And indeed they are. He handles his “Save” to Phil, and he looks humble now. Humble, but not defeated. Good! I don’t like my “favorites” defeated. And then – surprise-surprise! – it’s a non-elimination leg! So Phil returns the “Save” and Jim-the-dentist (along with Misti) lives to run a few more legs.

Let’s see how beneficial the humble pie meal was. See you next time.

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PRETTY IRRESISTIBLE PONIES (TAR 25, Episodes 1-3)

I haven’t been deliberately ignoring The Amazing Race; it’s just that there are too many shows, too little time. Gone are the times when TAR was my # 1 – with blindsides on Survivor and some drama even on Project Runway (not to mention some gorgeous clothes!), who has time for that “let’s all be nice and play well together” type of fun that became so common (and so boring ) on TAR? But then –  purely by chance –  I caught a glimpse of Shetland ponies in a preview to TAR 25 episode 3…There were sheep, too. And animals on TAR are always irresistible and fun to watch (which you cannot say too often of the contestants). And that’s how – thanks to the ponies! – I got finally caught up on the current season of TAR.

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I actually liked the first episode a lot. It was nice to have a different startline for a change – in NYC, surrounded by fans (not in some guarded location in LA or the vicinity). It was also nice to see an homage to TAR 1 by featuring its finish line in the first episode of TAR 25.  A new feature is introduced – “Save” – the team that has it can save itself from elimination if it comes in the last place. Did TAR “borrow” it from Project Runway where “Tim Gunn’s save” has been  a feature for a couple of seasons? Either way – it seems more valuable than previous incentives.

But the most delightful for me personally was the Roadblock in the US Virgin Islands where the contestants had to find treasure chests using a traditional liquid compass and shovel with 1-yard markings.  Finally, finally!  Such a rarity nowadays on TAR! – the contestants’  mental abilities are put to test!!! Finally!  And of course – the majority struggles. Delightfully so. You don’t really need to know how this compass work, but if you have reasonable intelligence and minimal knowledge – it’s not too hard to figure it out. But then I hear one of the blonde sisters (presented to us as most successful real estate agents in Miami!) proclaiming that  “the sun rises in the north and sets in the east“…and – what can I say? I don’t even bother shaking my head or rolling my eyes.  But I made sure I learned the name of the only person who figured out the compass quickly and all on his own – Jim-the-dentist (a side note here: you don’t really need to be a dentist or even have a college degree for that matter to figure it out).  We had a little deja vu, too – much like in the first leg of TAR 22, several teams chose to take 4-hour penalties rather than finish the compass task. Tsk-tsk-tsk!. Anyway, Jim-the-dentist along with his wife Misti-the-dentist got to the Pit Stop ahead of everybody and earned the coveted “Save“. The blonde “most successful real estate agents in Miami” got eliminated . Not a huge surprise but hugely satisfying.

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Leg 2 was far less fun. The teams fly to the United Kingdom and then it’s a hodgepodge of Queen’s Guards, pancakes, London, Oxford, boats, bowler hats, umbrellas…The leg  was hard to follow and not that interesting to begin with. There was a little twist that allowed teams to make a little detour in search of the Express Pass, but since the first team – surfers Bethany and Adam – were safely ahead of the other teams, they could afford the luxury of spending time in search of the Express Pass. They got both – the Express Pass and the first place in this leg of the Race. Now I hear some rumors in social media, suggesting that the Express Pass thing was “rigged”/”tailored”/”designed” specifically to be found by handicapped Bethany and her sidekick husband, that ” it would improve her chances to complete (or bypass) future Roadblocks“. I truly hope it’s not the case. I would despise it if it were the case.

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In Leg 3 teams travel to the Shetland Islands of Scotland. Phil earnestly tries to educate us, the viewers:
the Shetland Islands are known for the  Shetland Pony“. No kidding! Who would have thought! It’s bad enough TAR has a penchant for choosing some rather ignorant contestants, but please don’t dumb down the show any further.

The stars of this leg were definitely the ponies – cute, diminutive, intelligent yet capricious. I know Detours that involve animals can become unpredictable and sometimes disastrous, but I personally would never have considered making a torch (the other alternative of this Detour) if  I could get a chance to be close to the ponies. But ponies were not the only animals in this Leg of the Race. There were Shetland Sheepdogs – well, the cameo appearance of one real  Shetland Sheepdog and the teams’ impersonation of the rest. There were flocks of sheep that our contestants had to corral. There was even a minor mystery clue to the Pit Stop. Nothing that would overheat the contestants’ brain (practically everybody got the answer right with the help of locals), but at least the directions were not spelled out. Good. Once again – Jim-the-dentist and Misti-the-dentist were the first team at the Pit Stop.

 

So, after 3 episodes, which team(s) seem to stand out and which are still a blur? Well, for me – Jim and Misti definitely belong to the former. And not only because of their blindingly white teeth. I find such unnatural whiteness a little too artificial for  my taste, but they are dentists, so I guess it’s a professional requirement of sorts. I noticed they are somewhat disliked by TAR fans in the social media. Mostly Jim,  since Misti is quite invisible (except for her teeth of course). But so far I dig his no-nonsense attitude. I imagine he can be ruthless and unapologetic. I imagine he wouldn’t hesitate to use a U-Turn on someone. I can’t see him holding hands of another team of finishing someone else’s Roadblock. Good! All fun qualities for a TAR contestant in my books. The qualities that make watching contestants (rather than animals) interesting. So I don’t even hold his fake white teeth against him. For now, at least 🙂

Next team that stands out to me is Bethany and Adam, the surfers. For obvious reasons – she has only one arm (the other one she lost to a shark). So of course she is noticeable. But she comes across as artificially childish (“Ohh, can we play with the Puffin?” “Ohh, can I go for a swim?”) rather than genuinely exuberant and excitable (like Mallory Ervin – remember her?). She is quite bland even though she has an unusual story (which she worked into  various book deals, movie deals, endorsement deals and what not). Her sidekick husband is largely invisible – even after 3 episodes I wouldn’t be able to pick him from a lineup even if my life depended on it. I don’t mind them though, but only because they pick my curiosity – how would she do in Roadblocks with one hand? So far she hasn’t done a Roadblock, but the talk in social media is that “they’ll tailor a Roadblock to her“. I hope not. But when people ask “so why there were no Roadblocks in Episode 3 but 2 Detours instead?” – it makes me wonder. Why indeed? It also makes me wonder – does she have priority boarding as a handicapped person? Do people go an extra step in helping her seeing that she has only one arm?  The step they would not make for the others? All this would be very commendable in real life, but on TAR – everybody should be equal, no special treatments. Well, we shall see.

Phil and Puffin (TAR 25, Ep 3)

Another team that stands out to me is mother/daughter Shelley and Nici. Mostly because they look like sisters rather than mother and daughter. But also because they seem full of life and sound very genuine when they talk about being real fans of the show. I somehow doubt though that they would go far.

The rest of the remaining cast is sort of a blur – two pretty interchangeable female teams (one team is the cyclists, another – the food scientists), a cute (but nothing more) college sweethearts team, a team of ex-Survivors (were pretty much invisible then and are pretty much invisible now) and a team of pro-wrestlers. The pro-wrestlers are walking stereotypes of their profession – both  a he and a she appear overly muscular, overly tattooed and not overly bright. The appearances can be deceiving of course, but they have not yet managed to deceive by the end of the Episode 3.

 

That’s where we stand so far from my humble point of view. I might or might not return for the future recaps. Depends on how entertaining the contestants prove to be (the only one I am willing to bet on right now is Jim-the-dentist and – largely by association – Misti). But TAR always has a foolproof way of bringing the viewers in – just bring back the ponies! 🙂

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